there was a very intelligent conversation going on between two intelligent girls... this was their conversation10/10 best analogy
Me: that's like going to chipotle and standing in line, but you're to afraid to ask what kind of different salsas they have
Me: and because you didnt ask you ended up with a really nasty-ass one with a shitton of cilantro
Me: you're welcome
Her: that is the strangest analogy that i've ever heard in my lifelater that night...
Her: okay, how would you personally define paparazzi
Me: my ass fell asleep earlier
Her: 10/10 paparazzi definition
Me: lol k fine... people who feel the need to get up in people's business when they really have no right, spreading rumors and bullshit about people and failing to change the fact that the people they expose do whatever the fuck they want BECAUSE THEY CAN... and no one will be able to stop them. ever. the aftermath of one person saying a rumor is just a huge-ass game of telephone bullshit.
Her: exactly, thank you
Me: why did you ask me that?
Her: this crossword im doing has the clue as "people responsible for princess diana's death:
Her: there are so many other ways to clue at the word i mean come on
Me: why the fuck are you doing crosswords?
Me: you arent a guy who wakes up at 5:30 in the morning and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where your jackoff boss expects you to kiss his balls all day so that you can afford to keep your ungrateful screaming kids pimped out in dora the explorer shit and your wife up to her fat ass in self-health videos until one day you get the courage to put a shotgun in your mouth
Her: ... are you okay?
Me: i was just making a point... and a reference
Her: that was from we're the millers, right?
Her: i only have one thing o say to you then
Her: i am the one who knocks
Me: gtfo you dont deserve to make that reference at all
Her: go back to mexico?
Me: no... go back to eximco
Me: right now... or else i'll put the shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger for you
Her: where the fuck did you get a gun?
Me: dont worry about it
Her: but i have to. worrying is in my nature
Me: well its not really your concern where i get my things
Me: and... please tell me if im mistaken, but i thought this was america? i dont have to tell you shit
Her: this might be america but england has free health care sooo
Me: i dont see how that affects you in any way due to the fact you've never been to england nor do you live thereHer are warriorwolf12345